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Crystal Cruises

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Our butler on the Crystal Serenity was called Alfredo, and he came by the suite at four every afternoon with our favorite snacks. When I got seasick on a day at sea, he turned up with ginger pills, medicine, and a fridge restocked with ginger ale and sparkling water.

The route ran ten days from Vancouver to Anchorage through the Inside Passage. A seaplane over the 2.2 million acres of the Misty Fjords left me teary; a bear-searching tour out of Hoonah turned up two. Not all of it worked. The helicopter lands on Mendenhall Glacier and then keeps you standing in a small circle while the guides try to entertain you. Dinner in the main dining room is either 6:00 or 8:30, so you pick one and live with it. Book a balcony. You can watch a 300-foot wall of aqua-blue ice go past at Hubbard Glacier without fighting the crowd at the bow.

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No Destinations is the travel blog of Chris & Danika Garlotta. In 2014, we quit our jobs, sold everything, rented out our house in San Francisco, and boarded a one-way flight to Europe. That decision turned into four years traveling the world full-time, visiting over 250 destinations and sharing our favorites hotels, restaurants, cruises, and experiences along the way.

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About No Destinations

No Destinations is the travel blog of Chris & Danika Garlotta. In 2014, we quit our jobs, sold everything, rented out our house in San Francisco, and boarded a one-way flight to Europe. That decision turned into four years traveling the world full-time, visiting over 250 destinations and sharing our favorites hotels, restaurants, cruises, and experiences along the way.

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No Destinations. All rights reserved. All photos and written content are the property of No Destinations and may not be reproduced, distributed, or used without explicit written permission.

About No Destinations

No Destinations is the travel blog of Chris & Danika Garlotta. In 2014, we quit our jobs, sold everything, rented out our house in San Francisco, and boarded a one-way flight to Europe. That decision turned into four years traveling the world full-time, visiting over 250 destinations and sharing our favorites hotels, restaurants, cruises, and experiences along the way.

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© 2014–2026

No Destinations. All rights reserved. All photos and written content are the property of No Destinations and may not be reproduced, distributed, or used without explicit written permission.